Hmm. She might be Psychic.
Ok, I admit it. There was a box in the living room that had 3 of Buddah's toys in it, and I peed in it this morning.Twice.But in my defense, the litter box was unacceptable, so I found the next...
View ArticleWINNER!
Ok, doods, Blog Paws was this past weekend, and I was up for Best Meow Blog.No, I did not win. But that's okay becauseMOUSEBREATH DID!And since mousebreath! is like one of the best things on the...
View ArticleBear with me, doods...
We're changing the template again...it might change a lot tonight. Or it might not change much at all, of we can figure out why the date isn't showing. In any case, we're trying to spiffy the place up...
View ArticleApparently saying "sorry" isn't enough...
Ok, so a few days ago I peed in a box in the living room, because the litter box was not in pristine enough condition to suit my needs.In that box were three of Buddah's toys. One happened to be his...
View ArticleOkay, this one feels like me...
It's dark. Like my soul.And the eyes are back. They had to be squished to fit the template, but once again I'm giving you the evil eye.If you scroll down you'll see that pictures don't quite fit, but...
View ArticleSeriously?
Lady, you were gone all day. You came home smelling like another kitty. You didn't bring me anything, even though I know you and DKM went shopping. And you really expect me to be all oooh I'mma gonna...
View ArticleMuster Up Your Mojo, Please.
Doods, this is my bud, SkeezixI love Skeezix. He's smart, he's funny, he's got huge muscles, and chicks dig him. He's also handsome and very sweet, and as you can tell from his picture, he thinks deep...
View ArticleI want a do-over for today
Today was just awful, and I want to re-do it but with it being a whole lot better.Most of y'all know by now that Skeezix's post-surgical news is not good. His body is riddled with cancer; the Food Lady...
View ArticleWe get the Grandma again!
I know it's for a sucky reason, but tomorrow the Man and the Woman are getting into a giant lipstick tube and going to Texas for the Other Grandma's funeral, so the Grandma is going to come feed Buddah...
View ArticleSo. There was a change in plans.
Because of reasons, we didn't get the Grandma. The people packed their bags and left yesterday morning, but came home in the afternoon. They got as far as LA and came home, but that's okay because I...
View ArticleSHE'S STUCK WITH ME FOREVER!!!
Doods! Look! Skeezix's Food Lady made this really nice picture of me for mousebreath! and it's been my header for a while now.See how spiffy it is?Well, today the Woman went to this guy down the street...
View ArticleNot to be morbid, but...
...dying and being dead and stuff has been on my mind lately. Not ME, I'm not going anywhere anytime soon. I hope. But with the Other Grandma dying and friends who have gone onto the Bridge, and people...
View ArticleWhy I haven't been able to post
I would LIKE to post. There are things I need to say! Wisdom I need to impart! But no. I haven't gotten near the computer because of stuff like this:Yeah, the Woman has been outside riding around in a...
View ArticleAw man...Skeezix
Doods, I'm gutted. I'm leaking as hard as a guy can leak.Skeezix has gone to the Bridge.I know we were all expecting it, but I was hoping for much, much later. I was hoping for months for him, and...
View ArticleTo one of the most awesome doods I will ever know...
Ok, guys. Tomorrow is my birthday. I’ll be 12 years old. And I’m not celebrating, not yet. Maybe next week. For one, the Woman is heading to San Francisco today so that she and DKM can drive a van and...
View ArticleI have been cheated. CHEATED!
"Woman," I said. "It's that time of the month again."She screwed up her face and said, "Dood. Really. Just go eat something junky and watch a soap opera. I don't need the gory details.""Not THAT kind...
View ArticleToday, I want to rock the pink
I don't do pink as well as Skeezix did. I don't think anyone does or ever will, but man, I will embrace it and try as hard as I can to honor the dood who made it look so good.Hmm.Yeah.Skeez did pink a...
View ArticleFile under: if you do not brain, I will mock you
You should be ashamed, spending Max's money on things for other people. That's like taking away a child's allowance and spending it on yourself. It's not right, and I think you're a little bit mean.Um....
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