You should be ashamed, spending Max's money on things for other people. That's like taking away a child's allowance and spending it on yourself. It's not right, and I think you're a little bit mean.Um. Yeah.
That's from email the Woman got regarding her blowing my royalties on meaty things for boobie walkers and crew members.
At first she thought the person who emailed her was kidding, but after a couple of back-and-forths, it was pretty clear that they were serious. They think she was really mean to spend money I earned on my books.
I'm going to let that sit with you for a moment.
Now, the Woman tried to point out the obvious, but apparently it didn't sink in. I do hope it sinks in with the rest of you guys. Because most of my doods, you are Teh Smart. I'm 99% sure that 4 out of 5 of you can figure it out immediately and the other 22% will eventually get it.
Hey.
Math is hard.
But if I have to spell it out, IT'S OKAY FOR THE WOMAN TO SPEND MY MONEY FOR GOOD THINGS.
We are amused here. Greatly amused.
We are not ashamed.
Well, not of that...
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