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Apparently, it's hot outside

Yeah...I think I'm glad I'm an inside kitty today. It was hot enough that the Woman didn't even go outside today, and when she made dinner she used the little box over the stove that gets things hot...

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Let's talk about laps, shall we?

Yes. Laps.Peoples' legs as they sit, bent in such a way as to allow a kitty to rest upon them. Laps are a cat's right, I think, someplace warm to curl up, where the occasional head and chin skritch is...

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REAL LIVE FRESH DEAD COW!!!

Seriously. And a lot of it!The People went out this evening after a day of watching stuff on DVDs because it was too hot to go out before then; it wasn't Doctor Who-worthy stuff, but it was okay and I...

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I usually dread today...

I dread it because of the noise at night; not because I'm afraid of all the booming--I'm really not, never have been--but Buddah usually is. During his first July 4th he ran and hid under the bed and I...

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For the love of Bast, Woman

PUT SOME PANTS ON SO I CAN SIT ON YOUR LAP!Seriously...it's been DAYS since she had anything acceptable covering her gross, squishy legs, and I have not had any quality lap time.No, she's not naked,...

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=sigh=

She's still not wearing anything acceptable for me to lounge upon while I'm on her lap.I'm beginning to think she's doing it on purpose.

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Doods. Doods! DOODS!!!

Holy carp I am going to be even famouser! I made it onto CHEEZBURGER!!!And there's a bunch of other captions for my glorious picture!But the best thing yet? TWINKIES COME BACK TODAY!!!

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HOLY CARP!!!

Doods! LOOK WHAT I GOT TONIGHT!!!Seriously. The Man put this down on the floor for me and Buddah to share.Holy smokes it was good. And I did share, even though Buddah seemed to like it better when the...

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Mr. Wiggles, is this fresh?

Should I eat it?All righty then...

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I've been blog-blocked the last few days

Seriously blog blocked. And today is no different; I woke up this morning and had nothing of importance to talk about, but then I went on Facebook and my heart broke.I really, really like this picture...

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She's not the brightest bulb in the pack

I know the Woman's morning routine, in what order she should do things, and I make sure she gets them done. When she finally gets her asterisk out of bed I lead her to the giant litterbox room, march...

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Is that...a dog food can???

Man, that kitty better have gotten some premium stinky goodness after that...

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Can't even enjoy a box in peace...

See? SEE?=sigh=

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I got to try some litter for free!

Buddah had to get up close and personalYep, the doods at World’s Best Cat  Litter emailed with an offer to give some of their litter a try; at first I was like, Ummmmmm, because I’ve tried new litters...

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:::DRUMROLL:::

And the comment number picked is #16.If I counted right, that means the Island Cats will get the chance to try World's Best Cat Litter!Doods, drop me a note at psychokitty at gmail dot com with your...

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It's World Cat Day

Why are you not worshiping me?

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You know what's mean?

I'm gonna tell you what's mean.Mean is frying up a giant pan full of sausage for pizza and telling the kitty, "No, not yours."Mean is putting it on a plate covered with paper towels to soak up the...

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I defy you to not watch this guy for a full minute...

Boing boing boing boing boing boing boing...

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Doods, I am sad, but also kinda celebrating

This dood.Homer the Blind Wondercat.I never met him and I doubt he knew I existed, but I admired the frak out of him, and I am very sad to hear that on Wednesday his people had to help him to the...

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She says I'm not helping

I think I am. I mean, I'm even scrolling the screen for her.If she doesn't like it, she needs to learn to read faster.

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