PUT SOME PANTS ON SO I CAN SIT ON YOUR LAP!
Seriously...it's been DAYS since she had anything acceptable covering her gross, squishy legs, and I have not had any quality lap time.
No, she's not naked, because that would be really gross and I would need eye bleach, but she wears these thing Lycra shorts and it's LIKE being naked, and it's just WRONG.
Man, I want winter to get here so she's wearing real pants and has the fire thingy turned on.
I miss my fire thingy.
And a non-squishy lap.
Seriously...it's been DAYS since she had anything acceptable covering her gross, squishy legs, and I have not had any quality lap time.
No, she's not naked, because that would be really gross and I would need eye bleach, but she wears these thing Lycra shorts and it's LIKE being naked, and it's just WRONG.
Man, I want winter to get here so she's wearing real pants and has the fire thingy turned on.
I miss my fire thingy.
And a non-squishy lap.