Doods, this is my bud, Skeezix
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I love Skeezix. He's smart, he's funny, he's got huge muscles, and chicks dig him. He's also handsome and very sweet, and as you can tell from his picture, he thinks deep thinks.
Tomorrow morning, on the 28th, Skeezix will be at the stabby place, getting exploratory surgery because he has a tumor in his belly. Guys, I really, really, really want Skeez to be okay. I have this giant tummy ache just thinking about his having to go through this, and I don't want to think about anything bad happening. I don't want the tumor to be anything more than like the Woman's brain zit.
So please send a frak-ton of mojo and good wishes to Skeezix and his Food Lady and Mr. Tasty Face. As badly as I want Skeezix to be all right, they want it even more. They really need him to be all right.
I'll beg if I have to.
Skeezy, my man, you have 100% of my Mojo right now. Please be well.
I love Skeezix. He's smart, he's funny, he's got huge muscles, and chicks dig him. He's also handsome and very sweet, and as you can tell from his picture, he thinks deep thinks.
Tomorrow morning, on the 28th, Skeezix will be at the stabby place, getting exploratory surgery because he has a tumor in his belly. Guys, I really, really, really want Skeez to be okay. I have this giant tummy ache just thinking about his having to go through this, and I don't want to think about anything bad happening. I don't want the tumor to be anything more than like the Woman's brain zit.
So please send a frak-ton of mojo and good wishes to Skeezix and his Food Lady and Mr. Tasty Face. As badly as I want Skeezix to be all right, they want it even more. They really need him to be all right.
I'll beg if I have to.
Skeezy, my man, you have 100% of my Mojo right now. Please be well.