IT WILL EAT YOU
Okay, not really, but as far as Buddah is concerned, the new Roomba WILL eat him.Now, generally, the rule here is that no gets to intentionally scare a kitty, which kept the People from getting a...
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Y'all know I'm a senior kitty, right? I turn 15 in about a month. Now, I'm a healthy senior kitty, as evidenced by my recent stabby guy checkup (new stabby guy, I might like him because he gives me...
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"Mr. Max," the Woman said, "I've been going over the book so far, and dood...it's a whole lot of dialog.""So? It's got people in it. People talk. A lot.""Yes, but novels typically have a narrative. Too...
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Dangit, Woman...this is MINE!
Seriously. The Woman shared this on HER blog and HER Facebook page, but IT'S MY BOOK.Today, she printed out a copy because the Man is going to hunt for typos, and she also emailed the digital file to...
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Okay, so the Woman doesn't always sleep very well. This makes her cranky and, frankly, a sub-par can opener, so lately I've been trying to help her. The other morning I woke her up at 5:45 and then...
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Y'all need pretty things to look at today
This has been a horrible day for people, and for that I am truly sorry. When a day like today happens, with people dying needlessly at the hands of someone who cannot be in their right mind, it's too...
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The Big Onety-Five
Yep, it's the annual Max-Turns-Another-Year-Older Day.I have to admit, I was not expecting to reach this milestone, but I'd damned glad I did. I still have things to do and people to annoy, so I'm not...
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Holy Birthday Box, Batman!
Doods, check out the birthday stuff I got from my friend Mighty Kitty. I GOT A WHOLE BOX FILLED WITH STUFF!!Ok, it's really for both Buddah and me, but it was sent for my birthday so it's technically...
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Why I'll never be on the New York Times Bestseller's List:
Me: I have an idea for the next book.The Woman: Let's finish this one first.Me: But it's a great idea!The Woman: Let's finish this one first.Me: But we should at least take notes so I don't forget my...
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While we wait...
...for the final proofing so that corrections of typos can be made, the Woman and I are plowing through and starting more copious notes for book #2.I mean, we HAVE notes, but these are a little more...
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We'll get to space sooner or later
Ok, so now that the book is pretty much out of our hands and we're taking notes for the next one, I revisited the idea of Cats in Space, with Feline Overlords. The Woman flipped through the...
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WE HAVE BOOK!!!
All righty, doods. The book went live on Amazon for the Kindle about an hour ago, and it's in the distribution system for print and can be ordered, though Amazon says it'll take a couple of extra days....
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Randomness
♦ The Woman put pants on today and went outside--I know, right? PANTS!--and when she came back she had a plastic bag in her hand, so I asked her of she bought me anything. Doods, she totally did! She...
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But I want it NOW...
See the shiny TARDIS?It's mine.The Woman ordered it a couple of weeks ago, and said it was for me, but I won't actually get it for a long, long time. Until then, I just get to look at it nestled among...
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I'm just gonna sit here and stare...
...until she gets up and opens a can for me.I will win.I always do.
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A request...
The Woman has been away watching that Damned Dogs Butters and his sister Lady, so I haven't been able to get online much, because the Man just doesn't turn the laptop on for me that often. But, today...
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I got some books
All righty, it took freaking forever, but I finally have a shipment of both paperback and hardback copies of THE EMPEROR OF SAN FRANCISCO.If you would like a pawtographed copy, this is how you get...
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Well, rush it is, then...
We kinda sorta sold out of the hardback books yesterday, but the Woman saw it coming and placed an order for more the night before. We were worried because it took freaking forever to get the hardbacks...
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