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It's toy day!
Doods! Today was the day that the people took my book money and went shopping for toys to donate to Toys for Tots! They were gone most of the afternoon, and they stopped at the fire station on their...
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HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!
Last night I was curled up in front of the fire, waiting for those people in New York to drop their ball again--clearly they are not ready for the big league because they never have been able to hold...
View ArticleIt's all turned upside down
I’ve been trying to figure out why I haven’t been able to blog with the regularity I used to. I mean, I have plenty to talk about, because I live with people and they are ripe with disappointed blog...
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I have to WORK for my treats now
A while back, I got an email from a really nice lady at Petco, and she wanted to know if I would like to try out a couple of their products. I didn't even know what, but I was all SURE! I LIKE FREE...
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When All Else Fails...
...knock it off its pedestal.The treats just fall out this way!(No toys were harmed in the making of this blog post. The treat machine lives on to provide the people with endless amusement as we labor...
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It smells like sadness...
Y'all know Diva Kitty. She's been my friend for forever, since about a year after I started blogging. We "met" outside of blogging in 2006, when we got together at the Jelly Belly Factory so that she...
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Damn Dogs...
She did it again. The Woman up and disappeared before dinner time and the next thing I know she's posting THIS on Facebook:Yes, that's who you think it is. That Damned Dog Butters, and his sister,...
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Baby, it's cold outside
It's raining pretty hard tonight. I mean, it's been raining off and on all day, but tonight it's coming down hard and it's super windy. The talking heads on TV say that a bunch of tree are down and...
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I WON THE BATTLE OF THE CLEAN SHEETS!!! VICTORY IS MINE!!Bonus: the sheets are white, so while I killed them, I got my furs all over them.Sweeeet.
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Happy Birthday Buddah Pest
Today, he's onety-one. Here he is crying, because he hasn't gotten any presents yet.(Ok no, this is an old picture and he has allergies...)I did get him 3 toys, but we haven't given him his gifts yet,...
View Article...and we're working, we're working...
I had to turn into a slave driver. The Woman kept finding all these things to distract herself with, and my book was not getting written. So for the last few weeks, I've forced her to take copious...
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WORST APRIL FOOLS PRANK EVER!!!
THEY TOOK ME OUTSIDE!!!AND THEN I WOUND UP HERE!!!AND THEN THEY LEFT ME THERE FOR LIKE 3 HOURS!!!Someone needs to let these people know that April Fools is supposed to be FUNNY. This was not FUNNY....
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They should have just ASKED me
Don't hate me because I'm beautifulI could have told them, but no, they had to put me through the wringer to find out that I'm perfectly normal. The stabby guy called today with the results from the...
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MY FAVORITE THINGS!
I didn’t get to talk much last year about my favorite subject, because the Woman “took a year off” and deprived me of doing much about it. But this year? I totally get to talk about it. Them....
View ArticleI may need a new dictation taker soon
Seriously. For reals. The one I have now is borderline useless, what with her "educated" opinions and control over the laptop.Like tonight. She felt like working from her comfy chair in front of the TV...
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We really need a maid
Like, for realz.Right now, the front room is so jammed with STUFF that I can't even walk on the floor. There are boxes and bins and they're loaded down with krap the Woman pulled out of the old office...
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William, my man...
Dood, before you go, I gotta tell you...I love you, man. I'm sorry you're just about ready to go onto the next big thing, even though we have a ton of friends there who are waiting for you and will...
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