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This is how awesome I am
Really.It's proof of my awesomeness.And how powerful my poop is.The Man took the litterbox outside to wash it, because he does that every other week or so, but this time when he dumped the litter out,...
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The Man is now an arteest
Yep, an arteest. That's like an artist, but you say it with your pinky stuck out while slurping down tea or stupid drinks. You have to say it that way because his work is going to be displayed in a...
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Well, this is just mean...
...and I'm surprised my people haven't tried it.Don't let them see this, or they might.And I don't know about you guys but so far I'm really digging the time change. I haven't even had to remind the...
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All right. So last night the Woman went to sleep around 1 in the morning, as is pretty typical. She GOES to bed around 11:30, but she reads and watches Craig Ferguson before actually trying to...
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It was his birthday today...
He's nine years old.Nine long years.It's hard to believe that I've been putting up with him that long. This was last night. He looks annoyed, like he's giving the Woman the Back of Disrespect, but...
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PSA
If your people close the bedroom door at night and you want to make sure they don't oversleep and miss your breakfast, remember this:Trust me, they'll get up.
View ArticleI AM NOT A BUG!
Yet, that's what the Woman called me today. And she said it like it was a good thing! I wandered into her office to see if she had any crunchies on hand and to get a head skritch, and when she saw me...
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=WHEW=
My feets are still there.It's the Nip, little dood. I've woken up like that before...
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Topic Blocked
Hm. Yeah. I'm a little blocked lately.We've been working on my latest book for a year now, and there have been lots of words written and lots of words thrown away, and lots of sitting here going, Hmmm,...
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So...it's not just me
This is Ataturk, the Cat Who Came Before the Cat Who Came Before Me. She owned the Woman when the Woman was just a sticky person. And look what they did to her!And that wasn't the worst of it! That...
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Man, I hate to do it, but...
It's time to give these up.I love them, I do, but I'm losing my girlish figure.My muscles are hard to see.It's time.I've had my last Twinkie.
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Yes. Yes, I do.
Phffft. She asked me, quite seriously, "Do you really need all those toys right now?"What kind of boneheaded question is that?
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Um. Yeah.
He's trying to look out the window.And it might be the most intelligent thing he's done all weekend...
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Here we go again...
The reappearance of a Dammit Machine...Only this time it's not blocking my fire thingy, it's behind the Woman's desk in the room where all the books live.I'm not sure why it's not in front of the fire...
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See, Woman? It could be so much worse
I could be a dog...Man, I bet if Hank had ever done this, no one would complain about the way I wake them up.
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Ohhhh yeah...
Doods. Doods. Doods. I totally scored tonight.You guys know our dinner rule, right? If a kitty is good and doesn't try to get on the table or bite anyone or be too obnoxious, he gets a bite if what the...
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