She earned the back of disrespect
First, she wouldn't give me an extra snack this afternoon.Then, she wouldn't let me walk across the new computer.Then, she wouldn't let me have seconds at dinner tonight because snack was only 4 hours...
View ArticleIt's not even a new argument...
Here's the thing when your protagonist is a cat: he's gonna get attention and affection from the other characters in the story, unless they're all giant gaping asterisks. Being the 3rd book in a...
View ArticleThe Woman has a cold
So today's content is basically just cough,cough,cough,cough,cough,cough,cough.But I did get the fireplace tonight, so there's that.
View ArticleOkay. I think we're back...
The Woman picked a bad time to get sick. My goal was to post every day in February, and she had to go an muck that up. But, she feels better now and says she'll make sure I get to blog more often, even...
View ArticleToday, he is 12...
Hard to believe it. I've been putting up with him for twelve years. But, the people seem to like him, even though he's a bitey sort of cat, and even though he's taken to yelling at them when they don't...
View ArticleThe One That's Partly About Buddah
This is what Buddah got for his birthday. A box. And really, it was the perfect present...he plays in it every day and has even taken a few naps in it. It's not too big and it's not too small, and it...
View ArticleYes, he really did get that box for his birthday...
Buddah loves boxes. I mean, I like boxes, but he LOVES boxes. For several years, before the people had the kitchen remodeled, he had a special shoe box on the counter. It was set there for "a few...
View ArticleGOOD NEWS EVERYONE!
Buddah and I had a heart to heart talk last night. He sat in his box, clutching his favorite nip banana, and I was on the floor, licking up the nip that spilled out of the hole on my banana. And we...
View ArticleHuh
I don't know why the Woman took a picture of the computer monitor while we worked. She just did. What I want to know is why she needs to have a box that says PENCIL. Like, does she keep it in there so...
View ArticleThe sticky notes...and reviews
The notes on the monitor in the previous post...those are coding reminders for the Woman. She can never remember how to make InDesign auto-flow text from the first page to the last, and she sometimes...
View ArticleTHE EASTER BUNNY CAME
Ok, she came on Sunday (yes, she. The Easter Bunny is a girl. How did you not know that?) and we took a picture but we've been working (read: playing online a lot) and instead of posting I ate a lot of...
View ArticleWe're doing it backward this time
Click to go to AmazonUsually, a book comes out in hardback first, then paperback, and the ebook comes either with the paperback or right after. But this time we're reversing the order, because there...
View ArticleDoes this photo make my butt look big?
The Woman keeps playing with the camera on her new phone and it's usually pointed at me. This illustrates what I think of it.The Man had this week off from passing gas and I assumed that meant there...
View ArticleLook who came to see me yesterday!
The Grandma, the Younger Human, and his Significantly Significant Other Half. I wasn't especially sociable because no one was offering me anything to eat which upset me, but I was still happy to see...
View ArticleYes, those are Christmas ornaments
"Dood," the message in my FB PMs read, "are those CHRISTMAS things still by your fireplace? And a T-rex with a TARDIS in its mouth? Dood, the holidays were over 4 moths ago."Yes, dood, those are...
View ArticleThe cheapness is coming...
Ok, maybe not cheapness, but cheaper. Amazon is finally carrying the print version of "Forked" but hold off on getting it, because a less expensive edition is coming. We're in the middle of changing...
View ArticleThe chair is still there...
This was taken in the middle of the night. The lights in the living room were off so the Woman used the flash on her phone, which normally ticks me off but didn't bother me too much this time. She says...
View ArticleHow I'm Working Lately
Like this:I'm not old enough for some of the things going into the next book. In fact, there are parts the Woman has to write for me, because I have never participated in activities of the bouncy kind,...
View ArticleAnd now, Shaggy...
Doods. Shaggy. I am leaking.Shaggy decided to head for the Bridge last night while he was sleeping--which is, honestly, how I would like to go when it's time. But man...he was also one of the really...
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