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Oh, Man, it was golden...
First, you have to see the picture.This is the fake fireplace. No one ever uses it because it's fake. Plus, it's in the front room and I'm about the only one who spends any time in there.Buddah likes...
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What you missed by not being on Facebook...
...cuz I know not everyone plays there...On Saturday I watched Doctor Who, because that's what we do on Saturdays because IT'S DOCTOR WHO!And then 3 hours later, we watched it again, because IT'S...
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Oh Bast...help me...
She's singing.The Woman is singing.She's been torturing me with this for the last hour or so, and my head hurts. I've tried making her stop by yelling above the decibels of her wailing, I've jumped on...
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Aw, man, Mao...
...who's gonna fill in for me on Ask Max Monday when I need a day off? No one else can do it like you do. No one else gets it the way you do.Give Skeezix and the rest of our buds headbutts for me...and...
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While I was waiting PATIENTLY for my dinner, the Woman sat at her desk, supposedly doing things with her checkbook and bank account, and ripping a CD to her iTunes, when this...NOISE...came from her.It...
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Thank Bast...
I still don't know why, but the Woman got this brilliant idea to say that if she hit her minimum fundraising goal by 8 pm last night, she would put on clothes that are indecently tight and then let the...
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I love this picture of me
I'm on the back of the Woman's chair here, looking at a picture of the Grate Jeter Harris Hizself that his Mom posted on FB.Now, it was a stunning picture of Jeter's beautiful face, but I think the...
View ArticleHey, did you win chit?
The Woman just drew the numbers for people who won prizes from her walk-thingy.I know a lot of her donors were buds of mine.Did you win?Go to her blog and see!
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Guys. GUYS! This HAS to happen!!!
I know I've asked you guys to donate to stuff before, but this time, I am BEGGING. Ok, so you know the Younger Human gets up on a stage in front of people a lot and tells lies to entertain them? It's...
View ArticleWow.Just...wow.
I am kind of speechless...Dear Max, I had to write to you because something occurred to me this afternoon and sharing it feels important. My son was always a non-reader, to the point that his grades...
View ArticleAt least I didn't pee myself...
All right, so early this morning I was being nice and quiet, curled up by the Woman's head because it was not quite food o'clock, and besides, the Man went to pass gas last night which meant he was...
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After being asked (politely) 63 times this morning, the Woman oozed out bed and shuffled into the kitchen to open a can for us. She then turned around and shuffled back down the hall, and oozed herself...
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Quickly, quickly, time is running out!
There's not much time left to make the Younger Human slap on a dress and go singing in public.The bigger thing, though, is the rebirth of a performing arts group in Northern California, something he's...
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It's the big Onety-One!
11Holy carp.This blog is 11 today.I think this is how I'd like to celebrate.Spending all day watching Doctor Who reruns. But...I have a book to finish. It's THIS CLOSE, doods! First the book was short,...
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This is why Doctor Who calls people "Pudding Brains" now...
STAY ON THE FREAKING BIKE AND TURN IT AROUND!You can't run faster than an elephant but that rumbly bike probably can.Cripes, people...
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Well, sort of. The end of the writing of the book, that's what's near. It's pretty much in the can; the editor lady has poked through it and declared it acceptable and the Man has poked through it...
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Because Amazon is freaking fast...
The print version probably won't be available for at least a week, maybe two; we still have to see a proof copy and then approve it before it even goes into the distribution channels...but if you read...
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I'll be right here until Monday...
The Woman is leaving tomorrow morning to go meet up with DKM and the rest of their team to walk for boobies, so I figured this spot right by the fire is a good place to wait. If the Man sits out here...
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