Okay, so lately it's been warm enough during the day to have the front door open so that we can get some fresh air. I do enjoy this, and if there's a breeze I'll even stretch out on the floor there.
But after it gets dark, it gets chilly. So before the Woman goes to bed, she turns the heat on.
Except last night.
No, last night SHE was not chilly so she went to bed and didn't think about the kitties who were not burrowed under heavy blankets. Kitties who do not have hot flashes all night long. No, she didn't think of the kitties at all.
This morning when the Man came home from passing gas, as soon as he walked in he declared it to be Too Cold and HE turned the heat on. And then doods, he had to do it. He had to do the unimaginable.
He had to chip icicles off my useless nipples.
And I have a lot of nipples!
This is not an experience I would choose to repeat. Luckily, he'll be home tonight so the heat will get turned back on before the last person goes to bed.
I really need to work on figuring out the right angle I need to press the switch that turns the fireplace on.
But after it gets dark, it gets chilly. So before the Woman goes to bed, she turns the heat on.
Except last night.
No, last night SHE was not chilly so she went to bed and didn't think about the kitties who were not burrowed under heavy blankets. Kitties who do not have hot flashes all night long. No, she didn't think of the kitties at all.
This morning when the Man came home from passing gas, as soon as he walked in he declared it to be Too Cold and HE turned the heat on. And then doods, he had to do it. He had to do the unimaginable.
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And I have a lot of nipples!
This is not an experience I would choose to repeat. Luckily, he'll be home tonight so the heat will get turned back on before the last person goes to bed.
I really need to work on figuring out the right angle I need to press the switch that turns the fireplace on.